Jeni m\u00ebsuar t\u2019ju l\u00ebvdojn\u00eb, madje edhe n\u00eb horoskop. Por astrolog\u00ebve u ka ardhur n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb hund\u00ebs nga d\u00ebshira e njer\u00ebzve p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb vazhdimisht t\u00eb p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhelur, nga d\u00ebshira e Peshores p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb kurdoher\u00eb \u201cshenja m\u00eb glamoroze\u201d apo e Akrepit p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb \u201cshenja m\u00eb pasionante\u201d.<\/p>\n
Tani ka ardhur koha t\u2019i japim fund idealizimeve. N\u00ebse k\u00ebrkoni nj\u00eb artikull q\u00eb do t\u2019ju b\u00ebj\u00eb t\u00eb ndiheni mir\u00eb, largohuni nga ky artikull p\u00ebrpara se t\u00eb jet\u00eb von\u00eb.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebtu ka vet\u00ebm shenja horoskopi dhe karakteristikat q\u00eb i b\u00ebjn\u00eb ato t\u00eb vet\u00ebshkat\u00ebrrohen!<\/p>\n
Dashi: I papjekur!<\/p>\n
Shenja m\u00eb impulsive e horoskopit, Dashi, \u00ebsht\u00eb aq impulsiv sa nuk arrin ta b\u00ebj\u00eb asgj\u00eb pa e menduar nj\u00eb her\u00eb mir\u00eb. Po ia dha truri, do ta b\u00ebj\u00eb edhe sikur m\u00eb von\u00eb t\u00eb pendohet!<\/p>\n
Demi: Kok\u00ebderr si dreqi!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb Dem ka gjithmon\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb gati-gati acaruese sa t\u00eb drejt\u00eb ka. E kemi fjal\u00ebn, ashtu mendon Demi.<\/p>\n
Demi do t\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebngul\u00eb me or\u00eb, muaj, vite t\u00eb t\u00ebra n\u00eb nj\u00eb ide edhe kur nuk ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, dhe nuk ka asgj\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb lodhshme se kjo. Nj\u00eb Dem s\u2019do t\u2019ia dij\u00eb sa energji harxhon: do vet\u00ebm t\u00eb v\u00ebrtetoj\u00eb se ideja e tij \u00ebsht\u00eb e duhura dhe do t\u00eb ket\u00eb sukses. Jo se ia ka v\u00ebn\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb vetes n\u00eb dyshim.<\/p>\n
Binjak\u00ebt: Arrogant!<\/p>\n
Me aq shum\u00eb personalitete sa ka nj\u00eb njeri i shenj\u00ebs s\u00eb Binjak\u00ebve, do t\u00eb zgjedh\u00eb pik\u00ebrisht m\u00eb t\u00eb keqin p\u00ebr t\u2019ua shfaqur t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve: arrogantin!<\/p>\n
Binjak\u00ebt kan\u00eb interes p\u00ebr shum\u00eb fusha, por nuk i p\u00ebrkushtohen dot vet\u00ebm nj\u00ebr\u00ebs. Ndaj, shpesh mendojn\u00eb se i din\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha dhe priren t\u00eb jen\u00eb mburravec\u00eb. Shtoji k\u00ebsaj faktin q\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb thjesht nuk jan\u00eb aty p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00eb ndihmuar.<\/p>\n
Gaforrja: Acarues deri n\u00eb luajtje mendsh!<\/p>\n
Gaforrja e ndjeshme, qaramane, mund t\u00eb preket shpejt p\u00ebr \u00e7do gj\u00eb t\u00eb mundshme dhe ty thjesht t\u00eb vjen n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb hund\u00ebs duke e mbajtur af\u00ebr. Ka gjithmon\u00eb di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr t\u2019u ankuar, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos u k\u00ebnaqur me t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, se fajin vetes s\u2019ia v\u00eb kurr\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Kjo shenj\u00eb egoiste e qelbur thjesht nuk i kap\u00ebrcen dot gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb ti mund t\u2019ia thuash edhe me shaka. M\u00eb vjen keq Gaforre, por s\u2019na plas fare n\u00ebse t\u00eb b\u00ebm\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb qar\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Luani: I \u00e7mendur p\u00ebr v\u00ebmendje!<\/p>\n
Kjo shenj\u00eb histerike e shikon veten n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb bot\u00ebs edhe kur nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb. Mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb sharm, dinjitet e t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto gj\u00ebra t\u00eb nj\u00eb \u201cmbreti xhungle\u201d, por kur fillojn\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb tregojn\u00eb vendin se kush \u00ebsht\u00eb Luani e kush \u00ebsht\u00eb macja, b\u00ebhen patetik\u00eb. N\u00ebse nuk u kushton r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi, thjesht s\u2019t\u00eb duan af\u00ebr.<\/p>\n
Virgj\u00ebresha: Gjykuese e ndyr\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Mund t\u00eb mos e jap\u00eb veten, por nj\u00eb Virgj\u00ebresh\u00eb po t\u00eb mat nga k\u00ebmb\u00ebt tek koka. Perfeksioniste si\u00e7 \u00ebsht\u00eb, nj\u00eb Virgj\u00ebresh\u00eb ka standarte t\u00eb larta, tep\u00ebr t\u00eb larta edhe p\u00ebr veten e vet. Edhe pse shpesh jan\u00eb t\u00eb sjellsh\u00ebm dhe kan\u00eb sjellje \u201ct\u00eb p\u00ebrsosur\u201d n\u00eb shoq\u00ebri, shpirti u kalbet nga aq shum\u00eb gjykime sa b\u00ebjn\u00eb gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Peshorja: L\u00ebpir\u00ebse!<\/p>\n
Peshorja thjesht nuk e prish dot me k\u00ebnd. P\u00ebrpiqet gjith\u00eb koh\u00ebs t\u00eb ruaj\u00eb barazpeshat dhe nuk e thot\u00eb kurr\u00eb mendimin e vet t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb p\u00ebr dik\u00eb, madje nuk ia thot\u00eb as vetes. Duket shpesh sikur shkon nga t\u00eb fryj\u00eb era, sepse nj\u00eb Peshore thjesht nuk do ta ket\u00eb inat askush. Bah.<\/p>\n
Akrepi: Manipulues!<\/p>\n
Akrepi ka shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra p\u00ebr t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb aspekt, por fakti q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb manipuluesi i horoskopit \u00ebsht\u00eb ndoshta m\u00eb e tmerrshmja q\u00eb ka kjo shenj\u00eb djall\u00ebzore. I sjellin t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt si t\u00eb duan dhe sikur t\u00eb mos mjaftonte, n\u00ebse largohesh nga gjiri i tyre helmues jan\u00eb hakmarr\u00ebs si\u2026 epo, hakmarr\u00ebs si nj\u00eb Akrep. Zot na ruaj nga mllefi i tyre.<\/p>\n
Shigjetari: Presh n\u00eb dor\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb Shigjetar mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb njeri i hapur me t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, por ka prirjen t\u00eb hapet brinj\u00ebsh! P\u00ebrve\u00e7se i duket se ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb se p\u00ebrgatitet aq sa duhet p\u00ebr tem\u00ebn q\u00eb diskuton dhe nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb aspak njeriu i duhur p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb mend.<\/p>\n
Bricjapi: Interesaxhi!<\/p>\n
Ky karrierist i horoskopit nuk do t\u2019ia dij\u00eb aspak \u00e7far\u00eb duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb aty ku do. Shpesh arrogant, kok\u00ebfort\u00eb edhe kur duksh\u00ebm nuk ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, nj\u00eb Bricjap \u00ebsht\u00eb gati t\u2019i bjer\u00eb murit me kok\u00eb thjesht sepse ia ka th\u00ebn\u00eb truri, por mund t\u00eb t\u00eb marr\u00eb edhe ty me vete. Bricjapi joshet nga njer\u00ebzit e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb, por n\u00ebse e bezdis sadopak n\u00eb planet e tij, do b\u00ebj\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb zhduk\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Ujori: Shkurt dhe qart\u00eb, nj\u00eb cop\u00eb t*api!<\/p>\n
V\u00ebrtet \u00ebsht\u00eb shenj\u00eb q\u00eb mbahet p\u00ebr men\u00e7urin\u00eb dhe logjik\u00ebn e fort\u00eb, por kjo e b\u00ebn nj\u00eb Ujor t\u00eb jet\u00eb gjykues sa s\u2019ua merr mendja. Ka gjithmon\u00eb di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebdo dhe i duket vetja m\u00eb i miri i t\u00eb mir\u00ebve. \u00cbsht\u00eb kritik i tmerrsh\u00ebm i njer\u00ebzve q\u00eb i rrin\u00eb af\u00ebr, sa t\u00eb b\u00ebhet ferr.<\/p>\n
Duke qen\u00eb kaq arrogant, mund t\u00eb kthehet n\u00eb nj\u00eb qenie t\u00eb urryeshme. Askush s\u2019mund ta duroj\u00eb dik\u00eb q\u00eb vet\u00ebm ankohet p\u00ebr injoranc\u00ebn e t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve!<\/p>\n
Peshqit: Njeri pa shtyll\u00eb kurrizore!<\/p>\n
E keni parasysh shprehjen: \u201cMos u bo peshk\u201d? Epo, Peshqit jan\u00eb t\u00eb lindur t\u00eb till\u00eb. Nuk kan\u00eb orientim brenda vetes dhe shkojn\u00eb nga t\u2019i \u00e7oj\u00eb rryma. Aq \u00ebnd\u00ebrrimtar\u00eb dhe krijues sa jan\u00eb, aq jan\u00eb edhe t\u00eb dob\u00ebt p\u00ebrpara t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve. M\u00eb mir\u00eb ikin me vrap se t\u00eb rrin\u00eb e t\u00eb t\u2019i thon\u00eb gj\u00ebrat n\u00eb sy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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